127 2008-09-06 06:52:25 (edited by Mxyzptlk 2008-09-12 21:41:34)
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Even a wise man can agree with you, if he is not listening.
- Anton Johansson
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“After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands” Friedrich Nietzsche
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. (Jonathan Swift)
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. (Seneca)
Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion – several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn’t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother’s path to happiness and heaven. (Mark Twain)
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t. (George Bernard Shaw)
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Religious people tend not to listen to reason. If they would, there would be no religious people.
- Dr. Gregory House
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what a coincidence....another sticky that *I* started...and im STILL 7th place in the polls!! YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITIZE!!
Nice quote... who is it?
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Mxyzptlk, that's the guy, who likes batman..
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody "The Little Jew" Allan
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that's a damn weird place to get your tongue caught in. and if you get your tongue stuck in a nicer place, does it mean that you should believe in god?
"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
"Great shot!" (after being hit in the face with a cream pie)
"I have Peugeot, the best of the French cars. It's like saying, i have syphilis, the best of the sexually transmitted diseases."
J. Clarkson
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I liked the one with the Peugeot... haha
137 2009-01-12 14:20:51 (edited by eastonsteven 2009-01-12 14:22:49)
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By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.
"You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
obviously bill hicks
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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
139 2009-01-12 14:30:06 (edited by eastonsteven 2009-01-12 14:38:05)
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"They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags."
Worrying about the future is different if you're Scottish. In England they're worried about the Euro coming in, what it'll mean for nationality and identity. In Scotland they're worried that they're gonna close down Poundstretcher! 'Will the new coins be heavy enough to throw at referees?' "
They say the Olympics is going to rekindle English national pride. I'm mean come on, for £9.2 billion you could've written "Fuck Off Germany" onto the moon..."
"Last night, I was watching Nigella Lawson, and I picked up a couple of tips on baking bread. And in the process I just about ripped my cock off."
"I saw Saddam's hanging on YouTube and it made me think. It made me think... is there nothing on the Internet that I won't masturbate to?"
Viagra's overrated, isn't it? D'you know Viagra actually takes half an hour to have any effect? I often find that in that time the woman has managed to wriggle free."
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart attack'
Does anyone actually think that Beckham knows he’s in America? I think he just follows a football and all he notices is that it occasionally gets warmer
On the cost of Margaret Thatcher's state funeral) For £3 million they could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we would dig a hole so deep that we could hand her over to Satan personally!
all from Frankie Boyle
foul but very funny
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By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.
"You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!
obviously bill hicks
not enough bill hicks quotes in this world....
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"Last night, I was watching Nigella Lawson, and I picked up a couple of tips on baking bread. And in the process I just about ripped my cock off."
"I saw Saddam's hanging on YouTube and it made me think. It made me think... is there nothing on the Internet that I won't masturbate to?"
These two quotes right after each other make them great
142 2009-01-20 15:27:05 (edited by Insuborden 2009-01-20 15:27:33)
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16:16:16 * santah joins _main hall_
20/01/2009 16:17:06 * santah quit (timeout)
20/01/2009 16:17:46 ‹santah(2)› HA
20/01/2009 16:18:00 ‹santah(2)› testin smtn
20/01/2009 16:18:09 * santah(2) quit
20/01/2009 16:23:40 ‹kaibren› testing that for mxy?
20/01/2009 16:23:40 ‹Insuborden› Ah santah is testing things for mxy
20/01/2009 16:23:44 ‹kaibren›
20/01/2009 16:25:24 ‹Insuborden› lol
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Oh great, now we're quoting ourselves.
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Interesting
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Jeff Bebe:Some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll. I don't think anyone can really explain rock 'n' roll. Maybe Pete Townshend, but that's okay. Rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking... and it's not about money and popularity. Although, some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says, "Here I am... and fuck you if you can't understand me." And one of these people is gonna save the world. And that means that rock 'n' roll can save the world... all of us together. And the chicks are great. But what it all comes down to is that thing. The indefinable thing when people catch something in your music.
William Miller: So Russell... what do you love about music?
Russell Hammond: To begin with, everything.
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Oh great, now we're quoting ourselves.
By the way, I have already quoted myself in this thread... So it's not the first time..
147 2009-01-20 22:28:57 (edited by Oriel 2009-01-20 22:30:18)
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" -No clue
"I fuck like puma" -Johnny Drama
"i Drove a moped in high school, and i still got mad pussy." -Johnny Drama
"Yes we can" Barak 'towelhead' Obama
"Everything is numbers" -Charlie epps
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Oh great, now we're quoting ourselves.
Back in the day (when I still used IRC and was active on another forum) we had a IRC-quote topic and sometimes there are just thing you have to share with others who aren't on the chat at that time, I figured, this is as good a topic as any to post those quotes in
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Don't worry, I'm not complaining. I think it's a natural evolution once a group of like-minded people get together in forums and chat like this that we start to appreciate our own awesomeness this way.