Topic: 2x22 - Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

Chang babyyyyy !

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NOT

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Re: 2x22 - Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts

That was quite an epic episode indeed...
...hearing about the Chang family tree...and everything else that came out of Chang's mouth...lmao.

-Rob

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* Chang babies love the sauce—alcohol and duck.
* Chang babies are better at obtaining nutrients, meaning they're always premature (depending on how much of the mother they eat).
* Chang babies are never born in hospitals. They prefer taxi cabs, hardware stores, bank lines, sewers, and treadmills at Bally's Total Fitness.
* They like their mother's legs to be elevated over her head, and prefer that she face the NE corner of the room.
* They do not like mom to look at the door. It's bad luck.
* If momm visualizes a rabbit riding a dragon, it increases the baby's chances of winning the lottery.
* They come out of the womb like a bullet from a gun.
* Chang's cousin slid out feet-first into a pickle barrel.
* Chang's uncle was born during the rainy season in a Mongolian sheep pasture.
* Chang's brother was born under a crowded noodle bar while Chang's grandfather finished his Happy Dancing Shrimp.
* Hundreds of Changs were born under the Earth during WWII. Some spent their first five years underground.
* All Changs are born with tails.

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laughed my ass off with the dragonriding bunny tongue

"Au naturel maybe, thats the way i like it. Swing low, sweet chariots." C.B.
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