American Pickers

I can never get a handle on the stuff the pair crack a fat for. Walk right past another pile of records to beat off over another goddamn Coca Cola sign. Episodes are a total seasonal scramble here on the Upper Lower North East Pitcairns, have noticed in recent seasons the tall one has become a bighead and treats the little chubby bloke like shit. Poor little plonker hardly even gets to talk at all sometimes.

One of the episodes I was half watching has assumed field of dreams status in my head, picking in the leafy hills of malibu, some old hillbilly let the pair in to peruse his wares, did I hear right the old git had 200,000 records, i think I fucking did you know. Of course Cokesign & Toycar probably didnt even make him a goddamn offer.