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Topic: 4x12 - Campaign Ad

Awesome episode again. Andy is such a doofus  lol

And here are the other things Leslie's pro:

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  • More dog parks

  • Senior citizens rights

  • Safe streets

  • Safe sidewalks

  • Better schools

  • Lower taxes

  • Better parks

  • Better business climate

  • Better Better Business Bureau

  • Cleaner streets

  • Improve greenways

  • More snow plows

  • Protecting Pawneeans

  • Improving tourism

  • More trash cans

  • Energy-efficient street lights

  • Westside Detoxification and Revitalization Project

  • Repaving Grand Avenue

  • More teachers

  • Fewer libraries

  • Improve intergovernmental agency communication

  • Clean-up Barefoot Lake

  • Passing Pawnee Jobs Bill P-129.4

  • Playgrounds in every park

  • Playgrounds in every schoolyard

  • Playgrounds in every residential block

  • Clean energy

  • One police officer for every 5 citizens

  • One park ranger for every 10,000 raccoons

  • Resodding Hilltop Cemetery

  • Start talking to Cuba again

  • Emergency evacuation drills

  • Plow for Charity

  • Forming an Ad Hoc Sub-Committee Oversight Committee

  • Challenging the norm

  • Pawnee Corn Subsidies

  • Finally Passing PR-61, formally recognizing South Korea

  • Official peace treaty with the Wamapoke Tribe

  • Four-way stops at every intersection

  • Unionizing ice cream trucks

  • Get Europe out of debt

  • Free trade with Illinois

  • Enact RRP - Raccoon Relocation Project

  • Pawnee Community College tuition in exchange for 4 years of public service

  • Doubling Pawnee Hospital's emergency room nurse staff

  • Legalize Korean

  • Lower the obesity level

  • Stop global terrorism

  • Re-open the toucan exhibit at Pawnee Zoo

  • Find Gabe the Toucan

  • More community gardens

  • Ordinance 11F: To Re-pave City Sidewalks

  • Budget reform

  • Updated Technologies for Local Schools

  • Better retirement benefits for city employees

  • Edward Phillips Senior Center Remodeling

  • Speed bumps in front of elementary schools

  • Unemployment benefits

  • Re-instating the Main St. Farmers Market

  • No turtles as pets

  • New uniforms for youth sports programs

  • Free public Wi-Fi

  • Updated childcare facilities

  • Shutting down the Child Left Behind program

  • Handicap parking placards for the obese

  • FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE

  • Cleaner drinking water

  • Regulate heights of trampolines

  • Memorial for those lost in the trampoline "incident"

  • Control the floods

  • Funding for public art commission

  • Fencing in correctional facilities

  • New police patrol cars

  • Funding overtime hours for police

  • Rebuilding the PTA

  • Prosecuting former PTA president Linda Trifle

  • Profitable government organizations

  • Shutting down underground shooting ranges

  • Making sure city contracts employ local workers

  • Providing more economic development grants and micro-loans to small businesses

  • Foster partnerships with sister cities

  • More buses to speed up morning commutes

  • More streets to accommodate additional buses

  • Require all city employees check and respond to email

  • Working sewers

  • More parades

  • Grants for scientists to discover new forms of energy

  • Leave a lasting impression on all visitors

  • Challenge the norm

  • Finish the statue of Burt Bacharach

  • No more conflict diamonds

  • Bulletproof glass everywhere

  • Free cookies at every street corner

  • One school for every student

  • Require flattering mirrors in public restrooms

  • Develop a municipal composting operation

  • Enforce existing speeding and noise ordinances

  • Upgrade existing parks

  • Create an anti-graffiti, youth outreach program

  • Free cake when it's your birthday

  • Reevaluate NAFTA

  • Rickshaw Wednesdays

  • Making it illegal to refuse a hug

  • Make downtown more people-friendly

  • Sell candy in government buildings to pay down the debt

  • Get Pawnee a licensed pharmacy

  • Better screening processes at local adoption agencies

  • Finding homes for the adopted children of Day Labor Corp.

  • Prop 6A: To Recognize All Five Food Groups

  • Replacing all glass with plastic at Pawnee Psychiatric Clinic

  • Curfew for minors at The Pawnee Mall

  • Stop paying Sweetums the so-called "thank you for being here" tax

  • Mini-golf renovations

  • Subsidizing educational and eco-friendly businesses

  • Removing Zorp from all written laws

  • Reducing Federal Government Experiments in town to 10 per year

  • Ordinance 8R: A Goat Cannot Own/Inherit a Farm

  • Legalize clapping

  • New railway

  • Prop 14: Religion Is Not a Science

  • No longer recognizing the winner of the chili cook-off as a government position

  • Stricter testing at Pawnee Blood Bank

  • Boarding up unsanctioned "drop off" slot at Pawnee Blood Bank

  • Encouraging the FDA to re-analyze our farms

  • Funding for better and safer sewage treatment

  • Thicker cement for containment of old sewage treatment factory

  • Mandatory sexual harassment seminar for government employees

  • Starting a dialogue with the people who live in the trees

  • Pay off our debt to the Ringling Bros.

  • Prove that we can safely host a circus again

  • Ordinance 43K: Laws Cannot Be Secrets

  • Recall Food N' Stuff branded hand sanitizer

  • Disseminate the fund for a Pawnee Military

  • Find the stolen cell phone tower

  • Reduce obesity by .01% (100 lbs per family)

  • Make the Pawnee Cemetery less flammable

  • Less nudity on public-access television

  • Capping the number of local public-access channels at 50

  • Eliminate permit application process for legal ownership of a calculator

  • Making Li'l Sebastian Day a legal holiday

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