Topic: Quotes

While searching for a nice quote for the shows new forum I realized that The Big Bang Theory is actually one quote after another. I couldn't stop laughing so I suggest everyone posts a favorite one in here wink

Besides the forum quote:

Sheldon to Leonard: "I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

I really like:

Penny: "So, what do you guys do for fun around here?"
Sheldon: "Well, today we tried masturbating for money."

and

Leonard: "We need to widen our circle."
Sheldon: "I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace."
Leonard: "Yes, and you’ve never met one of them."
Sheldon: "That’s the beauty of it."

This show is plain awesome lol

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My twitter Quote of the Day #11 was from The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon: "I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!"

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Sheldon after coffee: "Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom..."

...where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

Daemons are benevolent or benign nature spirits, beings of the same nature as both mortals and gods, similar to ghosts, chthonic heroes, spirit guides, forces of nature or the gods themselves.

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This is one from one of my favourite episodes:

Sheldon: You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift, you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year. Oh, I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life...

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And at the end of that episode it gets even better:

Sheldon: "Oh! A napkin..."
Penny: "Turn it over!"
Sheldon [Reading]: "To Sheldon. Live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy"
Penny: "He came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin is dirty, he wiped his mouth with it..."
Sheldon: "I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy!?!?!"
Penny: "Well. Yeah, yeah! I guess. But look, he SIGNED it..."
Sheldon: "Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum, and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!!!!"
Penny: "OK! All I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon!"

big_smile

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6 (edited by djohnnie 2009-06-06 21:15:26)

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I don't know why, but this joke made me laugh for about 5min the first time I saw the episode:

Penny: am sure it must be some little misunderstanding
Sheldon: a little misunderstanding? galileo and the pope had a 'little' misunderstanding

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Damn I just love this show! big_smile

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from my point of view, you just like Sheldon tongue
Anyway, it is one really good show big_smile

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i loved this one...

Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original projectory and adheres to you.

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I do like Sheldon... big_smile He's Spock dude! smile

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11 (edited by Phuncz 2009-06-09 18:15:05)

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This series is briliant, can't wait for season 3 ! It's like friends but not mundaine. Leonard is the most boring character around though, his dialog is sometimes annoying too. I hope season 3 deals with this...

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizzard, Spock big_smile

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Phuncz wrote:

Paper, Scissors, Rock, Lizzard, Spock big_smile

Are you sure its not Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.?

This had be laughing for ages.!  No one at work gets it.

DRM "manages access" in the same way that Prison "manages freedom".
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13 (edited by penguin 2009-06-08 21:18:42)

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http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5826/rpssl.gif

Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock,
And finally Rock crushes Scissors

reposted from
http://kenshinjeff.18jan.us/2008/11/21/ … ng-theory/

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That is so cool penguin! Nice diagram! It's all so clear now... smile

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garrize wrote:

That is so cool penguin! Nice diagram! It's all so clear now... smile

Thanks smile

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dood i will never play Rock Lizard Paper Scissors Spock, but i will laff everytime i see it.

i did bust a gut when i sheldon said he got Leonard Nimoys' DNA.  The show is quite genius.   Its like friends but super nerdy. 

It goes to show how much of a nerd you are if you get this show =-)

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Prostitute all up in Raj's Jammy: Hello Rajesh Ra... Hi Rajesh

Hilarious show!!

don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things
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Wizard wrote:
Phuncz wrote:

Paper, Scissors, Rock, Lizzard, Spock big_smile

Are you sure its not Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.?

This had be laughing for ages.!  No one at work gets it.

You're right, wasn't thinking straight I guess smile

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