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kaibren wrote:

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
Terry Pratchett

thats a GREAT one!

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I wish everyone would become pacifist. Then i could conquer the whole stupid world with a butter knife.

I don't remember who wrote this, but it is brilliant

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nightcrow wrote:

thats a GREAT one!

Thats my favourite tongue

z1rra wrote:

I wish everyone would become pacifist. Then i could conquer the whole stupid world with a butter knife.

I don't remember who wrote this, but it is brilliant

With little help of google i found this(I wanted to know big_smile ) :

Dogbert: "I've been thinking about how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence forever."
Dilbert: "That's a beautiful thought, Dogbert."
Dogbert: "If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."


So who wrote this was Scott Adams (who actually got really good sayings)..

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Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
Firefly, Joss "The Master" Whedon

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one..." Malcom "Mal" Reynolds

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Vizzini:

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... (Falls dead)



...this is one of my favs also:

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my        brains.
Westley: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

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"Why So Serious!?" smile

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Any of you boys want to shoot, now's the time. There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call.

You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. God's never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.

and the one on my sig...

...where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

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Jack O'Neill: They didn't go for it.
Sam Carter: They didn't approve the mission?
Jack O'Neill: Well no, they did THAT. Once they knew the stakes and the whole fate of the universe stuff, both the President and Hammond realized we had no choice. They wish us luck, God speed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die.
Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for?
Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested.
Sam Carter: For the ship?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise"
Jack O'Neill: Why not?


Jackson:
-So we're a million years late?
Carter:
-Probably more.
Jackson:
-That's very late.

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Mxyzptlk wrote:

Jack O'Neill: They didn't go for it.
Sam Carter: They didn't approve the mission?
Jack O'Neill: Well no, they did THAT. Once they knew the stakes and the whole fate of the universe stuff, both the President and Hammond realized we had no choice. They wish us luck, God speed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die. Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for?
Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested.
Sam Carter: For the ship?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise" Jack O'Neill: Why not?

'That's good one:D

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kaibren wrote:
Mxyzptlk wrote:

Jack O'Neill: They didn't go for it.
Sam Carter: They didn't approve the mission?
Jack O'Neill: Well no, they did THAT. Once they knew the stakes and the whole fate of the universe stuff, both the President and Hammond realized we had no choice. They wish us luck, God speed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die. Sam Carter: So what didn't they go for?
Jack O'Neill: The name I suggested.
Sam Carter: For the ship?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah.
Sam Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise" Jack O'Neill: Why not?

'That's good one:D

Indeed!

...where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

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wink

I actually like the other one more...

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Gotta love that Jack O'Neill smile

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Just watching Jurassic Park....
So good quote from that movie.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

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The night is darkest before the dawn
-Not so sure

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"From the forest itself, comes the hand for the axe"
-Matisyahu

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--To be is to do -Socrates
--To do is to be -Sartre
--Do be do be do -Sinatra

...where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

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"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

Goodfellas

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman's (R. Lee Ermy) speech to recruits at Parris Island: "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian s--t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

And again

"...Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle? Do you think I'm funny?... Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face... Well, any f--king time, sweetheart!... Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three-f--king seconds to wipe that stupid-lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f--k you!"

And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?...Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live - at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Alba gu bra!

Braveheart

"Fratres! Three weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled -- for you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"

General Maximus (Russell Crowe) to his troops

Last one...

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [He carves a V into a poster on the wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [He giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

V's  introduction of himself to rescued Evey Hammond

Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone, and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering

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V for Vendetta smile Loved it smile Bet you it took him quite a while to get that one right! big_smile

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"Within the limits of the human condition, what greater hope than the hope that allows an escape from that condition"

-Samuel Beckett: Crossroads and Borderlines

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Chef: "You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."

In memoriam of Isaac Hayes
R.I.P.

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...anything from the Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail... but most of all the one with the French soldier taunting...

...where did I put that rat's ass I could give?

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Daemonius wrote:

...anything from the Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail... but most of all the one with the French soldier taunting...

"I fart in your general direction" was always one of my favourite lines

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"The pathway to hell is paved in good intentions"

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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

This is written by Oscar Wilde, but saying that kinda ruins the quote. It's obvious that he thinks it, it's funny when someone else says it smile

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"People can come up with statistics to prove anything, forty percent of all people know that"