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"Be deliriously happy, or at least leave yourself open to be. " I cant remember the person that said it. I like though

"Be deliriously happy, or at least leave yourself open to be. "

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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.


You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.


Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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If you have a pretty face, you dont need big fake boobs to get
anyones attention!!!

best quote ever tongue

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If you have a pretty face, you dont need big fake boobs to get
anyones attention!!!

best quote ever tongue

That is true... not the best quote-part but the quote itself tongue

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Mxyzptlk wrote:

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

... And Simple Minds make music smile

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@InaFina - my recent best quote of that kind is:

You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits.
- Charlie Wilson

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big_smile big_smile big_smile

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LOL - These are great! HAHAHA

Keep em coming.  smile

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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.



Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?


If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

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Was watching some old BtWS episodes...

Buffy: -Just tell me, what kind of demon is she?
Quentin: -Well, that's the thing. Glory isn't a demon. She's a God.
Buffy: -.........................Oh.................................

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I thought i'd revive this topic with a quote that I heard today whilst listening to the radio in my car. Its from a musical movie and im sure most of you know exactly where its from:

"For the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru"

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Coffee quote:

"No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!"

i like this one (O:

"Be deliriously happy, or at least leave yourself open to be. "

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lol - nice

I still LOVE this thread!

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"reality is for people who cant handle the square root of minus one"

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I apologise in advance if we've already had this one....

"Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

"To be born English is to win the lottery of life." Cecil Rhodes 1853-1902
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I remember seeing this on a plaque on some super business mans wall when he was being interviewed. No idea of its origin.

"When you're as great as I am it's hard to be humble"

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Heard this from a mate today:
"We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak"

I quite like this one. smile

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waterfall247 wrote:

"No questions until I’ve had my second cup of coffee!"

hehe yeah i like it

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If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.

The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again.
John Gray, Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

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Col. O'Neill: You ever seen a dog? Dogs are my favourite people. Some have tails, some don’t. I like that about dogs.
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We will all laugh at gilded butterflies

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I'd love to get a chance to use one of my favorite Doctor Who quotes:

All my love to long ago

... but unless I find a spare TARDIS laying around, I don't think that's gonna happen.

And of course:
Col. O'Neill: Will there be cake?

And one of the best comebacks ...
Commodore
Norrington:        You are without doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of...
Jack Sparrow:    ... but you have heard of me ...

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1 of the best (of many good) southpark quotes:

Mr. Garisson wrote:

Remember kids, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people

And one of many Murphy's Law quotes:

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

No kitty that's a bad kitty!
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Masi Oka (Hiro Nakamura) on why his mother chooses to stay in Japan rather than accompany him to the Emmy Awards: My mom is actually very superstitious. She tells me every time she's in Japan, she gets good news, like 'I got nominated for a Golden Globe,' or 'I got nominated for an Emmy.' Anytime she's in the states, she gets bad news, like, 'I want to be an actor.'

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"I hope one day all people can live in peace, if they don't i'm gonna nuke them"
One of mine:P

"If we don't end war, war will end us. "
H.G. Wells

"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic"
J. Stalin

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "
Terry Pratchett

"I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive, or a cowboy!"
Caboose from Red vs Blue