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And All That Jazz


Jack Bauer: "The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you."


Marshall: "Syd, this guy buried you alive."

Sydney: "Yeah, but he cheated, he hit me with a car first!"

Arrested Development

Narrator: "Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together."


Quentin Lance: "Lieutenant, I know he's breaking the law, but what we're up against is not about the law, it's about survival. We've got masks tearin' our city to pieces and we're gonna need a mask to stop them."

Battlestar Galactica

Commander Adama: "I gave the order, Son. It was my responsibility."

Captain Adama: "I pulled the trigger. That's mine."

Boardwalk Empire

Nucky Thompson: "Rest assured that dry though the country may be, I am in the midst of concluding arrangements that will keep Atlantic City wet as a mermaid's twat."

Mayor Bacharach: "Jeez, Nucky, you're screwing mermaids now?"

Nucky Thompson: "Every vote counts, Mr. Mayor."


Temperance Brennan: "I find it anomalous that you would leave her, since you believe emphatically in the mythic powers of love."

Sheriff: "Do you understand what's she saying?"

Seeley Booth: "Just nod."

Breaking Bad

Jesse: "And why’d you go and tell her I was selling you weed?"

Walt: "Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting I cook crystal meth and killed a man."

Burn Notice

Michael Westen: "Fighting for the little guy is for suckers. We all do it once in a while, but the trick is to get in and out quickly, without getting involved. That's one trick I never really mastered."


Hank: "You can't snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly."


Caprica defense minister: "What do you call it?"

Daniel Graystone: "A cybernetic lifeform node. A Cylon, minister."

Caprica defense minister: "Hm. Cylon. Interesting."


Alexis: "What exactly are you supposed to be?"

Castle: "Space cowboy."

Alexis: "Ok, A: there are no cows in space. B: didn't you wear that like five years ago?"


Sarah: "When the images start, just say what they are."

Chuck: "That's it?"

Casey: "I'm sure you'll find a way to screw it up."


Troy Barnes: "Oh, my God. Pierce is about to become the only person to drown in a parking lot. Twice."

Desperate Housewives

Julie: "When was the last time you had sex?"

[Susan stops what she is doing]

Julie: "Are you mad that I asked?"

Susan: "No, I'm just trying to remember."


Dexter: "No blood... no sticky, hot, messy, awful blood, no blood at all! Why hadn't I thought of that? No blood, what a beautiful idea."

Doctor Who

The Doctor: "Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past; Aliens from the future; the day the Earth died in a ball of flame; It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime."


Echo: "Did I fall asleep?"


Henry Deacon: "I hate to interrupt, but we have bigger issues at hand. Time is unraveling. The laws of physics are breaking down. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's the kind of thing that's not gonna stop at the city limits, is it?"

Family Guy

Stewie Griffin: "Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb."


Simon: "20 million deaths on our shoulders. If that doesn't qualify us for God-hood, tell me: what does?"


Peter: "Have you noticed anything weird?"

Olivia: "Not yet, but give it ten minutes."


Brain: [referring to Fry] "Detecting trace amounts of mental activity. Possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer."

Game of Thrones

“Lord Petyr,” Ned called after him. “I . . . am grateful for your help. Perhaps I was wrong to distrust you.”

Littlefinger fingered his small pointed beard.

“You are slow to learn, Lord Eddard. Distrusting me was the wisest thing you’ve done since you climbed down off your horse.”

Grey's Anatomy

Dr. Meredith Grey: "We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?"


Hannibal Lecter: "I've always found the idea of death comforting. The thought that my life could end at any moment frees me to fully appreciate the beauty and art and horror of everything this world has to offer."


Hiro Nakamura: "Save the cheerleader, save the world."


Carrie: "I missed something once before. I won't, I can't let that happen again."

Saul: "It was ten years ago. Everyone missed something that day."

Carrie: "Everyone's not me."


Dr. House: "Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money."

How I Met Your Mother

Barney: "It's gonna be LEGEN, wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of that word is DAIRY! LEGENDARY!"

In Treatment

Paul: [reading a report] "According to what it says here... it looks like you could have died too."

Sophie: "Yeah, that would have solved a lot of problems."


Underlay to Russell: "You think we're descended from the three guys sitting in the cave sharing their buffalo? We're descended from the fourth guy that says, "hey, why don't I pick up this club and smack these other losers round the head and have the whole buffalo to myself?" That's our ancestor, that's survival. Survival is what it's all about!"


Cell Leader: "Take a look around you, gentlemen. (pause) These are the faces of the men that will change the world."


Joey: "They canceled my show! People thought it was disgusting. Jeez, you defecate on one corpse..."


Raylan Givens: "Dear Lord, before we eat this meal we ask forgiveness for our sins, especially Boyd- who blew up a black church with a rocket launcher, and afterwards he shot his associate Jared Hale in the back of the head out on Tate's Creek bridge. Let the image of Jared's brain matter on that windshield not dampen our appetites, but may the knowledge of Boyd's past sins help guide these men. May this food provide them with all the nourishment they need. But, if it does not, may they find comfort in knowing that the United States Marshal Service is offering fifty-thousand dollars to any individual providing information that will put Boyd back in prison. Cash or check, we can make it out to them. Or to Jesus. Whoever they want. In your name, we pray. Amen."

Life UneXpected

Lux: You and someone had a kid. You gave up that kid. I am that kid.


Danielle Rousseau: "You've only got three choices: run, hide... or die."

Modern Family

Manny Delgado: "I know what all of you are thinking: my jacket is wrinkled. I would have ironed it, but someone here thought it would be a great idea to use the iron to make a grilled cheese sandwich."

Luke Dunphy: "I had bread. I had cheese. I had an iron. What was I supposed to do?"

My Name Is Earl

Joy: "I want half that lotto money, Earl."

Earl: "Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it?"


Birkhoff: "The place ain't the same without you babe."

Nikita: "Then let's burn it down."


Christian: "Can I buy you a drink?"

Kimberly: "I don't drink."

Christian: "May I buy you an appetizer?"

Kimberly: "I don't eat. I'm a model."


Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: "You know that it's considered unsolvable?"

Charlie Eppes: "Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."

One Tree Hill

Peyton: "I heard you were naked in his car."

Brooke: "No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold."

Parks and Recreation

Ron: "I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard."

Person of Interest

> you are being watched

> the government has a secret system:

> a machine that spies on you every hour of every day

> hunted by the authorities, we work in secret

> you'll never find us

> but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up . . .

> we'll find you

Prison Break

Michael Scofield: "We're not breaking out of a Jamba Juice, gentlemen."


Lucius Vorenus: "Do you think of nothing but women?"

Titus Pullo: "What else is there?" [he thinks] "Food, I s'pose."


Dr. Cox: "Who're you?"

Janitor: "Just a man with a saw."

Sleepy Hollow

Polygraph Technician: "Tell me about the Horseman. Would you admit cutting off his head, yes or no?"

Ichabod Crane: "No. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Beheading him seemed the next logical step. "


Lex Luthor: "How did you manage to break in there without anyone catching you?"

Clark Kent: "Just lucky I guess."

Lex Luthor: "Well you are the luckiest person I know. Let's hope it doesn't run out by tomorrow."

Sons of Anarchy

John Teller's memoirs: A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right.

South Park

Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny."

Kyle: "You bastards!"

Kenny: :-(

Spartacus Series

Spartacus: "I have done this thing because it is just. Blood demands blood. We have lived and lost at the whims of our masters for too long. I would not have it so. I would not see the passing of a brother, for the purpose of sport. I would not see another heart ripped from a chest, or breath forfeit for no cause. I know not all of you wish this, yet it is done. It is done. Your lives are your own. Forge your own path, or join with us, and together we shall see Rome tremble."

Stargate Atlantis

Dr. Rodney McKay: "I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit."

Stargate SG-1

Hu'rak: "No matter what you have endured, you've never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of."

Jack O'Neill: "You ended that sentence with a preposition, bastard."

Stargate Universe

Matthew Scott: "Where the hell are we?"

Dr. Nicholas Rush: "Several billion light years from home."


Dean: "Ya' know she could be faking."

Sam: "Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?"

[Dean nods]

Sam: "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!"


Miles: "There's something in the water."

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Sarah: "Where are we?"

Cameron: "Same where...different when."

The 4400

Shawn Farrell: "Me and 4,399 of my closest friends popped out of a ball of light right about here."

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon to Leonard: "I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker."

The Blacklist

Elizabeth: "I'm supposed to believe you."

Red: "Of course not. I'm a criminal. Criminals are notorious liars. Everything about me is a lie. But, if anyone will give me a second chance it's you. The two of us have overcome so much."

The Event

Blake Sterling: "Protecting the country involves the keeping of secrets, Mr. President. It always has, and it always will."

The Mentalist

Patrick Jane: "If I tell you how it's done, the magic circle will send a team of assassins to kill us all. It's the law."

The O.C.

Hailey Nichol to Julie: "You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but honey, you're a whore."

The Vampire Diaries

Stefan: "Are you actually gonna be careful for once?"

Damon: "Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day."

The Walking Dead

Morgan Jones: "But you know about the dead people, right?"

Rick Grimes: "I saw a lot of dead, out in the load dock, even tossed in the stairwells."

Morgan Jones: "Not the ones they put down. The one's they didn't. The Walkers. Like the one I shot today."


Andre Braugher: "It may be insubstantial and soon melt away or it may be the beginning of something significant. My hopes are that it's the beginning of something significant."


Gwen: "What about a rota? Different people on different days?"

Jack: "We're a secret organization hunting alien technology from an underground base, and you want a rota for who drives."

Gwen: "...Just trying to help."

True Blood

Eric Northman: "Is there blood in my hair?"

Lafayette Reynolds: "What?"

Eric Northman: "Is there blood in my hair?"

Lafayette Reynolds: "I... I don't know. I can't see in this light."

Eric Northman: [goes over quickly] "How about now?"


Anna: "What's... happening to me?"

Marcus: "I believe you are experiencing your first human emotion."

Veronica Mars

Veronica: "It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your ass."

Warehouse 13

Myka: "Do you know every former warehouse agent we know is either crazy, evil, or dead?"

Pete: "Or all three."


Andy Botwin: "How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?"

Doug Wilson: "I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU."

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