Jaslene: "I'm not your girl next door, but I'm your girl next...down the block in your hood!"
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2008-04-02 08:17:25 by theConundrumm |
Roger the Alien: "God! Who do you have to probe around here to get a Chardonnay?"
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2007-12-10 11:11:20 by membreya |
Dr. Temperance Brennan: "Don't call me Bones."
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2008-06-08 19:50:16 by Rottereir |
Gil Grissom: "There is always a clue."
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2008-01-22 15:58:40 by Deacon Caine |
Horatio Caine: "The only thing that matters is the evidence."
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2008-05-22 19:44:08 by Nick |
Det. Mac Taylor: "Use your head, Stella, not your heart."
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2007-04-07 14:10:57 by snackatack2000 |
Julie: "When was the last time you had sex?"
[Susan stops what she is doing]
Julie: "Are you mad that I asked?"
Susan: "No, I'm just trying to remember."
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2008-04-25 22:51:20 by santah |
Dr. Susan Lewis: "Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings..."
Dr. John Carter: "And attendings just wanna be left alone."
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2005-11-04 13:39:49 by santah |
Greg to Chris about girls: "Dude you are so in there!"
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2008-03-25 23:29:23 by madboobs |
Stewie Griffin: "Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb."
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2007-02-26 20:01:34 by knuckleskin |
Dr. House: "Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money."
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2008-05-21 02:02:42 by maccool111 |
Joy: "I want half that lotto money, Earl."
Earl: "Yeah? Well, I wanted a legitimate baby and a wife who didn't huff paint on Thanksgiving, but I guess life's full of little disappointments, now ain't it?"
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2008-01-12 09:23:25 by Mxyzptlk |
Agent Caitlin Todd: "Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?"
Gibbs: "I'd like to think it's me."
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2008-01-16 09:14:11 by plznerfme |
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: "You know that it's considered unsolvable?"
Charlie Eppes: "Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that."
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2008-01-19 15:41:31 by theConundrumm |
Peyton: "I heard you were naked in his car."
Brooke: "No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold."
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2008-06-03 00:46:22 by Mxyzptlk |
Lex Luthor: "How did you manage to break in there without anyone catching you?"
Clark Kent: "Just lucky I guess."
Lex Luthor: "Well you are the luckiest person I know. Let's hope it doesn't run out by tomorrow. "
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2008-05-19 19:45:55 by nightcrow |
Stan: "Oh my god! They killed Kenny."
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2007-03-13 06:35:55 by Sledge Hammer |
Dean: "Ya' know she could be faking."
Sam: "Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?"
[Dean nods]
Sam: "Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!"
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2007-03-19 21:20:08 by aydin1954 |
Donald Trump: "You're Fired."
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2008-01-18 10:41:38 by santah |
Dr. Ian Smith: "How did you get down to 200?"
Dustin: "I've been taking Zantrex 3."
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2005-11-02 02:02:21 by Starlet |
Announcer: "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: where more Americans get their news than probably should."
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2008-06-05 21:01:37 by Oriel |
Michael Scott: "I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations."
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2006-03-01 22:19:47 by BlackBox |
Andy Botwin: "How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?"
Doug Wilson: "I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU."
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2008-07-16 18:23:03 by Cortney21 |